We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I licked your asshole in confidence.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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