the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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