Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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