hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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