So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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