i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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