: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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