I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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