I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Your dad touched me again.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
honey bunches of taint.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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