What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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