you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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