hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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