We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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