Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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