I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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