I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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