I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I have post one night stand depression
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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