I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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