There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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