I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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