I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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