oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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