he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again