i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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