For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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