wrigley field is MILF paradise
I want to make a zoo with you.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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