Sry I called you an 8
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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