I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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