Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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