Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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