dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
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this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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