you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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