do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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