I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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