Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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