I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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