If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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