youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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