Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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