i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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