operation harelip BJ is a go
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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