"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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