Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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