He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize