Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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