Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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