Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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