What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
did i just pee glitter
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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