Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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