Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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