In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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