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say what?
wanna hang out?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize