so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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