too bad you live with your parents still
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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