so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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