Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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