Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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