They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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